Hoodies

Let’s be honest: this hoodie isn’t just for you.

You’re gonna buy it, wear it twice, then never see it again.

Because girls steal hoodies. That’s science.

So grab one now. The price is cheaper than heartbreak, and at least you’ll have a clean fit going into the emotional damage.

Soft. Clutch. Disappearable™.

SHAWTAYYYY hoodies — protect your neck while it’s still yours.